37. Teaching Crude Behavior to Foreign Children

Teaching Crude Behavior to Foreign Children: Decades from now, the elders of this village will gather together under a crisp desert night to drink opium and tell stories. They will tell stories of kings and farmers, of gods and goddesses and of a strange white man who once visited their home and taught several children how to make farty noises with their hands. One of these children would become a revered regional musician, lauded for an innovative new sound that incorporates these hand noises. New generations will imitate this sound, new elders will tell this story. A legacy is born.


  1. Cassie says:

    Oh how I miss hand fart

  2. Denise Olsen says:

    Oh- how I wish I knew how to hand fart.